Here is the main character of the story... okay, nonexistent story, Apathy Man.
At first, he raises hell and kills everybody, but then the author comes in and vaporizes him into nothingness later to come back by
"Hitching a ride" in the sprite folder of his PC. Apathy Man will be making more appearances in the near future.

What the hell kind of a sprite comic would be complete without Mega Man? I sure as hell don't want to know.
Of course, like in every sprite comic, Mega Man is as dumb as a sack full of doorknobs. His idiocy led him to cuss out the author, which pissed him off enough to turn him, Roll, Dr. Light, Bass, and Proto Man back to 16 bits. After being turned 16 bit, the previously named characters got together and turned Mega Man into scrap metal. Mega Man was to be turned into a toaster, but was spared by the author to be later abused.

Proto Man in this comic is the same as he is in the games; cool, calm, and rational.
He is usually the smartest and most level headed character on the panel.

Here's Roll. She's Mega Man's sister. Roll is often subject to Bass' sexual harassment.
Yeah, not too interesting is she?

Much like in other sprite comics, Bass has a thing for Roll which turns him into a real creep when him and Roll are in the same place.
He has been taken "Outback" for harassing Roll to later be blown to bits by Mega Man and Proto Man.
Bass has been revived by the author after the destruction of Apathy Man.

Mega Man X is also included in the comic. His presence has totaled any chance of a story due to the fact that
Mega Man X and Mega Man have never co-existed at any given time. X is always in his 32-bit sprite unless in a Mega Man X game parody.

Zero is also in the comic. Zero is pretty passive aggressive ever since X let him get blown up in the first game by Vile
and has reluctantly searched for his parts. He would spit in his coffee when no one's looking.
Zero also seems to be the only one that notices that Apathy Man looks like Vile.

Alia hasn't done too much in the comic other than coming up with the worst name for a virus ever imaginable.

He's been thrown in to make this a "Way Past Cool Comic." He has been deemed a "formidable adversary"
by Apathy Man. Originally 16 bits, Sonic has been revived as a 32-bit character.

Tmaflux92 is the current leader of the Ratchet & Clank Union.
He likes to go around pretending he's Bat Man.
He even has a batarang.

Eyerok is the former leader of the Ratchet & Clank Union.
He had to leave for personal reasons and handed down his rank to Tmaflux92.
Eyerok is known as the best leader the union had. (Credit for the sprite goes to Thunder.)

Scott12345 is... special. Yeah, special. That's a good word.
Scott is also a member of the Ratchet & Clank Union
Scott is impatient, incompetent, and a good tool for jokes.
Scott doesn't post in the union any more so he's not in the comic.
I might put him in the background from time to time.

Destructix93, DX for short, is also a member of the Ratchet & Clank Union.
DX is hasty, cold-hearted, and very, very, headstrong.
He ruined the author's hopes, dreams, and only chance for happiness just so he could have a headshot.

Ninjacat11 has had as interesting role in the comic. At first, he just stood there, hunched over, saying one liners.
Later, he went on a quest for a new sprite.(Which ended up being the first Mega Man X parody.)
Ninjacat is currently enjoying his new sprite.
Also a member of the Ratchet &Clank union.

Greg0009's random. Every panel yells out something random.
Also, whenever he gets bored, he fires a laser in a random direction.
Greg is another member of the Ratchet & Clank union.

Cybersword was the new guy. No one pays attention to him.
He was stupid enough to touch a Poke'mon and catch cancer.

Super_Toton is one of the cooler members of the Ratchet& Union.
He doesn't post as much anymore so he won't appear in the comic as often.

Nanoelite666 is one bad son of a bitch.
If anyone gets near the Ratchet & Clank union's leader, they'll get cut in half.
Just ask Mario.

GSZX also has a special role in the comic.
He was originally the author's sprite, but the author had to leave temporarily to create his Mega Man Zero fan fictions.
When the author came back, he originally was going to take the sprite, but he saw that GSZX had developed a
real personality and didn't want to take that away from the comic. (Credit for sprite goes to Entrail)

Like in most sprite comics, Dr. Light is an alcoholic, and likes guns.
The Dr. Light in future has offered Ninjacat a new sprite in exchange or fighting the Mavericks from Mega Man X and destroying.

Sigma has had his ass handed to him by Ninjacat and is currently
awaiting Mega Man X at the end of the second Mega Man X parody.

Dr. Robotnik has attempted to obliterate Sonic the Hedgehog,
but was unable to fire his laser before Sonic could destroy him.

Itsa me, Mario! Just like in the games, Mario jumps on his enemies and
speaks ina bad fractureda Englisha. Mario has been cut in half by Nanoelite666
and later resurrected to be assisted by the author in kicking Baby Bowser's ass.

He's Mario's brother. He also jumps and speaks in fractured English.
He's been destroyed by Apathy Man and shows no signs of being resurrected.

Instead of Kirby being a character, he plays a role similar to the Headcrabs in Half-Life.

He's a zombie. Rawr.

And finally, there's me, the author.